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The Governor of Yalova is the bureaucratic state official responsible for both national government and state affairs in the Province of Yalova. Similar to the Governors of the 80 other Provinces of Turkey, the Governor of Yalova is appointed by the Government of Turkey and is responsible for the implementation of government legislation within Yalova. The Governor is also the most senior commander of both the Yalova provincial police force and the Yalova Gendarmerie.
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